Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere!!

there are only 3 things in life a girl needs:
love to make her weak
alcohol to make her strong
best friends when both make her hit the floor!!

A true man does not need to romance a different girl every night,
a true man romances the same girl for the rest of her life.

I want to be like Barbie, that bitch has everything!

wakakaakkkaka.........

boys are like purses;
cute, full of crap, and can always be replaced :)